There is an irritating bird outside my bedroom window.
At 5am this morning, I had a few choice words for him.
He was not blessed with a beautiful song;
though I certainly can't fault him for trying.
He sings just one note.
three times, pause, three more times,
over and over and over.
After 2 hours of it,I got up,
went straight to the piano;
the note, still quite fresh in my mind,
is f sharp.
f# f# f#
f# f# f#
f# f# f#
......and so on
for hours.
I need a b b gun.
f# f# f#
f# f# f#
f# f# f#
pow.
I don't want to hurt you, little bird
.....just go sing somewhere else for pete's sake