There is an irritating bird outside my bedroom window.
At 5am this morning, I had a few choice words for him.
He was not blessed with a beautiful song;
though I certainly can't fault him for trying.
He sings just one note.
three times, pause, three more times,
over and over and over.
After 2 hours of it,I got up,
went straight to the piano;
the note, still quite fresh in my mind,
is f sharp.
f# f# f#
f# f# f#
f# f# f#
......and so on
for hours.
I need a b b gun.
f# f# f#
f# f# f#
f# f# f#
pow.
I don't want to hurt you, little bird
.....just go sing somewhere else for pete's sake
6 comments:
I know what you're thinking... 10:53 and no comments? :-)
I ALWAYS do that :-)
f# is NOT a lovely note. You've seen Failure To Launch...
That's funny - we had a bird in Fremont that would do the same thing - right outside our window of our bedroom. We also had one that would run into our window almost every morning. Crazy. Sound asleep and then BAM! I woke up grumpy on MORE than one occasion.
Hope you find a bb gun!
It's not just f#. It's a LOUD f#. Once you become aware of it you can no longer sleep. Forget BB gun, I want a 12 gauge shot gun. So I just have to aim in the general direction of the sound to make it stop. On second thought a shotgun is not such a good idea. Especially on nights when you'd like my snoring to stop.
m4'd take care of that lil sitch right quick.
It would be so much more pleasant if it work E#, making it F :-) I love that you went to the piano to identify it.
I meant "were" E #
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